2017 DRAFT

2017 HAPA FFL DRAFT

CONDUCTED: SUNDAY, AUGUST 20, 2017

2017 HAPA FFL DRAFT

2017_Draft
THIS HAPPENED
THE 2017 DRAFT HAS BEEN COMPLETED!

#LAWYERED IMMEDIATELY WENT IN ON THE GREEN BAY MONEY TRAIN, DRAFTING JORDY NELSON WITH THE FIRST OVERALL PICK IN THE KEEPER DRAFT.

WIN THEN TOOK ADVANTAGE AND IMMEDIATELY MOVED IN ON WHAT COULD BE A PPR MONSTER IN CAROLINA RB CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY.

OHMY GATOS PULLED OFF A STUNNER, OPTING TO SWIPE DALVIN COOK FROM AZYNPRSWAZYN AND THE RED RUMBLERS IN LIEU OF A WR.

SHUTTLE CHAMP IMMEDIATELY WENT IN ON RB ISIAH CROWELL, HOPING TO BRIDGE THE ROSTER GAP CAUSED BY ZEKE'S SUSPENSION. HE THEN MOVED IN ON A HAPA FART COMPROMISED XIANTS, TRADING ELI MANNING FOR ALSHON JEFFREY, A MOVE THAT WAS ULTIMATELY VETOED BY THE LEAGUE.

AZYNPRSWAZYN WENT WR/WR, OPTING FOR HOMETOWN FAVORITE DEMARYIUS THOMAS AND FOLLOWING THE PICK UP WITH JULIAN EDELMAN, IMPAIRED BY A 2016 CHAMPIONSHIP RUN AFFECTION. SWANEY, PICKING AT SIX, ACQUIRED DOUG BALDWIN, WHO'S LOOKED SOLID IN PRE-SEASON - ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN.

HIGH ON POTENUSE, HAVING TRADED AWAY HIS FIRST AND THIRD ROUND PICKS FOR JULIO JONES, INVESTED IN RB EARLY, TAKING A 3-GAME SUSPENDED DOUG MARTIN IN THE SECOND ROUND.

THE RED RUMBLERS, VICTOM OF THE 2016 LOSER PENALTY, WAS FORCED TO PICKUP LEONARD FOURNETTE IN TEH EIGHT SPOT, AFTER HE SLID OUT OF THE FIRST OVERALL PICK SPOT.

XIANTS QUICKLY MOVED IN ON CARLOS HYDE, LEADING SEVERAL LEAGUE OWNERS TO WONDER IF HE WAS ALREADY INTOXICATED. SUSPICIONS WERE SOON CONFIRMED.

SAL SCORED AN EARLY VICTORY, REVELING IN JOE MIXON FALLING TO HIM AT TENTH OVERALL. FROM THERE ON OUT, HE WAS ENCUMBERED BY XIANTS, WHO HE WAS FORCED TO CARRY THROUGH THE REST OF THE DRAFT.

ALTHOUGH WE'RE PRETTY SURE THAT SWEET D HAS COMPLETED A DRAFT OR TWO, HE PROCEEDED TO DRAFT LEONARD FOURNETTE. THE LEAGUE WAS FORCED TO REMIND HIM THAT THE SAME PLAYER CAN'T BE ON TWO ROSTERS VIA A HAPA FART. HE THEN SETTLED FOR CJ ANDERSON.

BILLY FOLLOWED SWEET D BY TAKING BRANDIN COOKS AT TWELVE OVERALL, HOPING TO BE THE BENEFICIARY OF A SECOND 18-1 SEASON, WITH COOKS REPLICATING THE 2007 EXPLOITS OF FUTURE HALL OF FAMER, FREAK RANDY MOSS.

THE TD PARTY LIVED UP TO THE HYPE, SELECTING THE OFT SUBSTANCE ABUSE SUSPENDED MARTAVIS BRYANT. LET'S HOPE HE ACTUALLY SEES THE FIELD IN 2017.

FINALLY, BULL KAKA PULLED OFF THE SHOCKER OF THE 2017 DRAFT, SELECTING TWO TIGHT ENDS, GREG OLSEN AND JORDAN REED WITH TWO PICKS ON THE BACK END TURN. GOOD ON YOU, BULL KAKA.

FULL RESULTS ARE BELOW!

KANPAI AND HERE'S HOPING WE CAN KEEP UP WITH THE 2017 WEEKLY UPDATES!
 
 

DRAFT RESULTS

KEEPER 1 - EZEKIEL ELLIOT, RB-DAL
KEEPER 2 - TRAVIS KELCE, TE-KC

ROUND 1 - (TO #LAWYERED) - ISIAH CROWELL, RB-CLE (FROM #LAWYERED)
ROUND 2 - DAVANTE ADAMS, WR-GB (FROM #LAWYERED)
ROUND 2 - KELVIN BENJAMIN, WR-CAR
ROUND 3 - TEVIN COLEMAN, RB-ATL
ROUND 4 - DARREN MCFADDEN, RB-DAL
ROUND 5 - MARCUS MARIOTA, QB-TEN
ROUND 6 - HUNTER HENRY, TE-SD
ROUND 7 - KAREEM HUNT, RB-KC
ROUND 8 - COLE BEASLEY, WR-DAL
ROUND 9 - ELI MANNING, QB-NYG
ROUND 10 - MATT BRYANT, K-ATL
ROUND 11 - KENNY GOLLADAY, WR-DET
ROUND 12 - EAGLES D/ST
ROUND 13 - DESHAUN WATSON, QB-HOU
ROUND 14 - SAM BRADFORD, QB-MIN

KEEPER 1 - ROB GRONKOWSKI, TE-NE
KEEPER 2 - TYREEK HILL, WR-KC

ROUND 1 - CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY, RB-CAR
ROUND 2 - (TO BULL KAKA)
ROUND 3 - EMMANUEL SANDERS, WR-DEN
ROUND 4 - MIKE GILISLEE, RB-NE
ROUND 5 - RUSSELL WILSON, QB-SEA
ROUND 6 - DAK PRESCOTT, QB-DAL
ROUND 7 - JORDAN MATTHEWS, WR-BUF
ROUND 8 - THOMAS RAWLS, RB-SEA
ROUND 9 - JOHN ROSS, WR-CIN
ROUND 10 - DAN BAILEY, K-DAL
ROUND 11 - KENNY BRITT, WR-CLE
ROUND 12 - JAGUARS D/ST
ROUND 13 - RAIDERS D/ST
ROUND 14 - LANCE DUNBAR, RB-LAR


KEEPER 1 - DEZ BRYANT, WR-DAL
KEEPER 2 - DEVONTA FREEMAN, RB-ATL

ROUND 1 - DALVIN COOK, RB-MIN
ROUND 2 - LARRY FITZGERALD, WR-ARI
ROUND 3 - JARVIS LANDRY, WR-MIA
ROUND 4 - LEGARRETTE BLOUNT, RB-PHI
ROUND 5 - DEREK CARR, QB-OAK
ROUND 6 - JERMAINE GRESHAM, TE-ARI
ROUND 7 - JACK DOYLE, TE-IND
ROUND 8 - MIKE WALLACE, WR-BAL
ROUND 9 - DEANDRE WASHINGTON, RB-OAK
ROUND 10 - BRANDON MCMANUS, K-DEN
ROUND 11 - PANTHERS D/ST
ROUND 12 - DARREN SPROLES, RB-PHI
ROUND 13 - DEANGELO HENDERSON (INELIGIBLE PICK-5 RB LIMIT)
ROUND 14 - TIM HIGHTOWER (INELIGIBLE PICK-5 RB LIMIT)


KEEPER 1 - AARON RODGERS, QB-GB
KEEPER 2 - MARSHAWN LYNCH, RB-OAK

ROUND 1 - JORDY NELSON, WR-GB (FROM SHUTTLE CHAMP)
ROUND 2 - MARK INGRAM, RB-NO (FROM AZYNPRSWAZYN)
ROUND 2 - (TO SHUTTLE CHAMP)
ROUND 3 - DANNY WOODHEAD, WR-BAL
ROUND 4 - WILLIE SNEAD, WR-NO
ROUND 5 - JOHN BROWN, WR-ARI
ROUND 6 - JASON WITTEN, TE-DAL
ROUND 7 - COREY DAVIS, WR-TEN
ROUND 8 - JONATHAN STEWART, RB-CAR
ROUND 9 - MARLON MACK, RB-IND
ROUND 10 - RAVENS D/ST
ROUND 11 - TED GINN JR (INELIGIBLE PICK-5 WR LIMIT)
ROUND 12 - CJ FIEDOROWICZ, TE-HOU
ROUND 13 - CALEB STURGIS, K-PHI
ROUND 14 - JOE FLACCO, QB-BAL

KEEPER 1 - JAY AJAYI, RB-MIA
KEEPER 2 - ALLEN ROBINSON, WR-JAX
KEEPER 3 - JULIO JONES, WR-ATL (FROM AZYNPRSWAZYN)

ROUND 1 - (TO AZYNPRSWAZYN)
ROUND 2 - DOUG MARTIN, RB-TB
ROUND 3 - (TO AZYNPRSWAZYN)
ROUND 4 - BILAL POWELL, RB-NYJ
ROUND 5 - PIERRE GARCON, WR-SF
ROUND 6 - PHILIP RIVERS, QB-SD
ROUND 7 - BRONCOS D/ST
ROUND 8 - AUSTIN HOOPER, TE-ATL
ROUND 9 - CARSON WENTS, QB-PHI
ROUND 10 - CHARLES SIMS, RB-TB
ROUND 11 - WILL FULLER IV, WR-HOU
ROUND 12 - JESSE JAMES, TE-PIT
ROUND 13 - DUSTIN HOPKINS, K-WAS
ROUND 14 - ROBBY ANDERSON, WR-NYJ

KEEPER 1 - ANTONIO BROWN, WR-PIT
KEEPER 2 - LESEAN MCCOY, RB-BUF

ROUND 1 - DOUG BALDWIN, WR-SEA
ROUND 2 - GOLDEN TATE, WR-DET
ROUND 3 - JAMISON CROWDER, WR-WAS
ROUND 4 - KIRK COUSINS, QB-WAS
ROUND 5 - FRANK GORE, RB-IND
ROUND 6 - ZACH ERTZ, TE-PHI
ROUND 7 - THEO RIDDICK, RB-DET
ROUND 8 - CHIEFS D/ST
ROUND 9 - JACQUIZZ RODGERS, RB-TB
ROUND 10 - JUSTIN TUCKER, K-BAL
ROUND 11 - JONATHAN WILLIAMS, RB-NO
ROUND 12 - MOHAMMED SANU, WR-ATL
ROUND 13 - DNP
ROUND 14 - DNP


KEEPER 1 - DREW BREES
KEEPER 2 - (TO HIGH ON POTENUSE)

ROUND 1 - DEMARYIUS THOMAS, WR-DEN (FROM HIGH ON POTENUSE)
ROUND 1 - JULIAN EDELMAN, WR-NE
ROUND 2 - (TO #LAWYERED)
ROUND 3 - AMEER ABDULLAH, RB-DET (FROM HIGH ON POTENUSE)
ROUND 3 - JIMMY GRAHAM, TE-SEA
ROUND 4 - RANDALL COBB, WR-GB
ROUND 5 - TYLER LOCKETT, WR-SEA
ROUND 6 - DESEAN JACKSON, WR-WAS
ROUND 7 - STEPHEN GOSTKOWSKI, K-NE
ROUND 8 - ANTONIO GATES, TE-SD
ROUND 9 - REX BURKHEAD, RB-NE
ROUND 10 - PATRIOTS D/ST
ROUND 11 - SHANE VEREEN, RB-NE
ROUND 12 - JARED COOK, TE-OAK
ROUND 13 - ALEX SMITH, QB-KC
ROUND 14 - SAMAJE PERINE, RB-WAS
KEEPER 1 - MIKE EVANS, WR-TB
KEEPER 2 - TODD GURLEY, RB-LAR
KEEPER 3 - LAMAR MILLER, RB-HOU (FROM SWEET D)

ROUND 1 - LEONARD FOURNETTE
ROUND 2 - (TO SWEET D)
ROUND 3 - DAVANTE PARKER, WR-MIA
ROUND 3 - TYLER EIFERT, TE-CIN (FROM SWEET D)
ROUND 4 - CAM NEWTON, QB-CAR
ROUND 5 - DONTE MONCRIEF, WR-IND
ROUND 6 - COREY COLEMAN, WR-CLE
ROUND 7 - TEXANS D/ST
ROUND 8 - D'ONTA FOREMAN, RB-HOU
ROUND 9 - JOSH DOCTSON, WR-WAS
ROUND 10 - JEREMY HILL, RB-CIN
ROUND 11 - COOPER KUPP (INELIGIBLE PICK - 5 WR LIMIT)
ROUND 12 - MASON CROSBY, K-GB
ROUND 13 - DEANGELO HENDERSON, RB-DEN (INELIGIBLE PICK - 5 RB LIMIT)
ROUND 14 - DAVID NJOKU, TE-CLE
KEEPER 1 - LE'VEON BELL, RB-PIT
KEEPER 2 - MICHAEL THOMAS, WR-NO

ROUND 1 - CARLOS HYDE, RB-SF
ROUND 2 - ALSHON JEFFREY, WR-PHI
ROUND 3 - BRANDON MARSHALL, WR-NYG
ROUND 4 - SAMMY WATKINS, WR-LAR
ROUND 5 - JAMEIS WINSTON, QB-TB
ROUND 6 - ADAM THIELEN, WR-MIN
ROUND 7 - ERIC EBRON, TE-DET
ROUND 8 - GIOVANNI BERNARD, RB-CIN
ROUND 9 - STERLING SHEPHARD, WR-NYG
ROUND 10 - EVAN ENGRAM, TE-NYG
ROUND 11 - GIANTS D/ST
ROUND 12 - CHRIS THOMPSON, RB-WAS
ROUND 13 - TJ YELDON, RB-JAX
ROUND 14 - CAIRO SANTOS, K-KC


KEEPER 1 - ODELL BECKHAM JR, WR-NYG
KEEPER 2 - MELVIN GORDON, RB-SD

ROUND 1 - JOE MIXON, RB-CIN
ROUND 2 - KEENAN ALLEN, WR-SD
ROUND 3 - STEFON DIGGS, WR-MIN
ROUND 4 - KYLE RUDOLPH, TE-MIN
ROUND 5 - BEN ROETHLISBERGER, QB-PIT
ROUND 6 - DERRICK HENRY, RB-TEN
ROUND 7 - MARVIN JONES, WR-DET
ROUND 8 - DUKE JOHNSON, RB-CLE
ROUND 9 - CARSON PALMER, QB-ARI
ROUND 10 - JAMAAL WILLIAMS, RB-GB
ROUND 11 - COOPER KUPP, WR-LAR
ROUND 12 - STEELERS D/ST
ROUND 13 - PHIL DAWSON, K-ARI
ROUND 14 - AUSTIN SEFERIAN-JENKINS, TE-NYJ


KEEPER 1 - AJ GREEN, WR-CIN
KEEPER 2 - (TO RED RUMBLERS)

ROUND 1 - CJ ANDERSON, RB-DEN
ROUND 2 - TERRELLE PRYOR, WR-WAS
ROUND 2 - SPENCER WARE, RB-KC (FROM RED RUMBLERS)
ROUND 3 - (TO RED RUMBLERS) ROUND 4 - ADRIAN PETERSON, RB-NO
ROUND 5 - ROB KELLEY, RB-WAS
ROUND 6 - CAMERON MEREDITH, RB-CHI
ROUND 7 - MATT STAFFORD, QB-DET
ROUND 8 - CJ PROSISE, RB-SEA
ROUND 9 - COBY FLEENER, TE-NO
ROUND 10 - CARDINALS D/ST
ROUND 11 - BRESHAD PERRIMAN, WR-BAL
ROUND 12 - DEVIN FUNCHESS, WR-CAR
ROUND 13 - DWAYNE ALLEN, TE-NE
ROUND 14 - SEBASTIAN JANIKOWSKI, K-OAK


KEEPER 1 - TOM BRADY, QB-NE
KEEPER 2 - DEMARCO MURRAY, RB-TEN

ROUND 1 - BRANDIN COOKS, WR-NE
ROUND 2 - TY MONTGOMERY, RB-GB
ROUND 3 - ERIC DECKER, WR-TEN
ROUND 4 - MARTELLUS BENNETT, TE-GB
ROUND 5 - TYROD TAYLOR, QB-BUF
ROUND 6 - MATT FORTE, RB-NYJ
ROUND 7 - RISHARD MATTHEWS, WR-MIA
ROUND 8 - JULIUS THOMAS, TE-JAX
ROUND 9 - ZAY JONES, WR-BUF
ROUND 10 - ALVIN KAMARA, RB-NO
ROUND 11 - BENGALS D/ST
ROUND 12 - TAYLOR GABRIEL, WR-ATL
ROUND 13 - ADAM VINATIERI, K-IND
ROUND 14 - DONNEL PUMPHREY, RB-PHI


KEEPER 1 - DAVID JOHNSON, RB-ARI
KEEPER 2 - AMARI COOPER, WR-OAK

ROUND 1 - MARTAVIS BRYANT, WR-PIT
ROUND 2 - TY HILTON, WR-IND
ROUND 3 - MATT RYAN, QB-ATL
ROUND 4 - DELANIE WALTER, TE-TEN
ROUND 5 - TERRENCE WEST, RB-CLE
ROUND 6 - JAMES WHITE, RB-NE
ROUND 7 - LATAVIUS MURRAY, RB-MIN
ROUND 8 - KEVIN WHITE, WR-CHI
ROUND 9 - VIKINGS D/ST
ROUND 10 - OJ HOWARD, TE-TB
ROUND 11 - JAY CUTLER, QB-MIA
ROUND 12 - BLAIR WALSH, K-SEA
ROUND 13 - CHRIS JOHNSON, RB-ARI
ROUND 14 - DNP


KEEPER 1 - DEANDRE HOPKINS, WR-HOU
KEEPER 2 - JORDAN HOWARD, RB-CHI

ROUND 1 - JORDAN REED, TE-WAS
ROUND 2 - GREG OLSEN, TE-CAR
ROUND 3 - ANDREW LUCK, QB-IND
ROUND 4 - EDDIE LACY, RB-SEA
ROUND 5 - JEREMY MACLIN, WR-BAL
ROUND 6 - PAUL PERKINS, RB-NYG
ROUND 7 - SEAHAWKS D/ST
ROUND 8 - TYRELL WILLIAMS, WR-SD
ROUND 9 - ANDY DALTON, QB-CIN
ROUND 10 - JAMAAL CHARLES, RB-DEN
ROUND 11 - MATT PRATER, K-DET
ROUND 12 - ALLEN HURNS, WR-JAX
ROUND 13 - DNP
ROUND 14 - DNP