2014 DRAFT

2014 HAPA FFL DRAFT

CONDUCTED: SUNDAY, AUGUST 24, 2014
THE 2014 HAPA FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!

THE DRAFT KICKED OFF WITH THE EVENT, THE RED RUMBLERS VS. SHUTTLE CHAMP: WHITE ON WHITE CRIME (NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE).




FRESH OFF HIS SECOND CONSECUTIVE RICE BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP, THE RED RUMBLERS STUMBLED ACROSS THE FINISH LINE, TAKING THE FINAL SPOT IN THE DRAFT.

CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST THEN COMMENCED. THE HAPA FART WAS USED AND ABUSED THIS YEAR, AS TEAM GUFFEY WAS FORCED TO ACCEPT THREE PENALTIES IN ROUND 1. THE EFFECTS ARE REFLECTED IN HIS DRAFT.

OHMY GATOS WAS ALSO FLAGGED, ARRIVING LATE DUE TO CO-ED SOCCER COMMITMENTS. FORTUNATELY, HE SUBMITTED DRAFT PREFERENCES, AVOIDING TEAM NGUYEN’S 2013 DRAFT DEBACLE (AKA THE DARREN MCFADDEN EXPERIMENT).

UNCHARACTERISTICALLY, TEAM SWANSON WAS PENALIZED THREE TIMES BEFORE FINALLY THROWING IN THE TOWEL, GIVING UP HIS FINAL FOUR PICKS IN THE DRAFT.

HAPA FART SCOREBOARD:
TEAM GUFFEY: 5
TEAM SWANSON: 3
OHMY GATOS: 2
THE RED RUMBLERS: 1
RURAL JURORS: 1
TEAM WHITE: 1
THE RURAL JURORS WERE SUCKED IN BY PEYTON MANNING’S BRONCO MAGIC, TAKING MONTEE BALL EARLY, ALONG WITH THE SUSPENDED MATT PRATER.

#LAWYERED FORSOOK HIS DRAFT HELMET THIS YEAR, PREFERRING TO RETAIN THE VISIBILITY OF HIS DRAFT SHEET — LEST HE DRAFT A SLEW OF RAMS RECEIVERS ONCE AGAIN.

TEAM WIN (MIS)PLACED FAITH IN THE RAY RICE, USING A FOURTH ROUND PICK ON THE SUSPENDED RUNNING BACK, WHO APPEARED TO HIT A WALL LAST YEAR, AVERAGING A MEASLY 3.1 YARDS PER CARRY.

PREFERRING TO TAKE THE HARD ROAD TO RUNNING BACK HELL, TEAM WHITE PASSED ON THE AFOREMENTIONED RICE, BUT PICKING UP THE OFT-INJURED DOUG MARTIN AND THE (STILL) UNPROVEN TRENT RICHARDSON.

TEAM SALINAS REVEALED HIS LOVE FOR ARIZONA, LOADING UP ON THREE CARDINALS — TEAM HARA, MEANWHILE, DRAFTED AN EQUAL NUMBER OF TITANS. WE’LL BE SEEING THESE TEAMS AT THE BACK OF THE PACK COME WEEK 13.

TEAM STILL VACILLATED BETWEEN ROOKIES AND COWBOYS, OPTING FOR YOUTH IN THE END, PICKING UP THREE ROOKIES.

SPEAKING OF ROOKIES, HAPA FFL NEWCOMER, THE SHUTTLE CHAMP BANKED EARLY ON THE RECENT ARRIVAL OF EMMANUEL SANDERS IN DENVER.

TEAM KAKUDA SUCCESSFULLY RESISTED THE URGE TO ROSTER ANY 49ERS, OPTING TO RELEASE FRANK GORE IN FAVOR OF DEMARCO MURRAY.

SEE YOU IN WEEK 1!
 
 

DRAFT RESULTS

KEEPER 1: LESEAN MCCOY
KEEPER 2: ANTONIO BROWN

ROUND 1: VINCENT JACKSON
ROUND 2: JULIAN EDELMAN
ROUND 3: JOIQUE BELL
ROUND 4: DANNY WOODHEAD
ROUND 5: DARREN SPROLES
ROUND 6: JAY CUTLER
ROUND 7: STEPHEN GOSTKOWSKI
ROUND 8: BRONCOS D/ST
ROUND 9: CHARLES CLAY
ROUND 10: BRYCE BROWN
ROUND 11: DNP
ROUND 12: DNP
ROUND 13: DNP
ROUND 14: DNP
KEEPER 1: EDDIE LACY
KEEPER 2: JORDY NELSON

ROUND 1: MONTEE BALL
ROUND 2: ANDREW LUCK
ROUND 3: MICHAEL CRABTREE
ROUND 4: MIKE WALLACE
ROUND 5: LAMAR MILLER
ROUND 6: DENNIS PITTA
ROUND 7: CECIL SHORTS
ROUND 8: AHMAD BRADSHAW
ROUND 9: BENGALS D/ST
ROUND 10: MILES AUSTIN
ROUND 11: MATT PRATER
ROUND 12: RONNIE HILLMAN
ROUND 13: MATT CASSELL
ROUND 14: SHAYNE GRAHAM
KEEPER 1: AARON RODGERS
KEEPER 2: RANDALL COBB

ROUND 1: GIOVANNI BERNARD
ROUND 2: TOBY GERHART
ROUND 3: DESEAN JACKSON
ROUND 4: NICK FOLES
ROUND 5: FRED JACKSON
ROUND 6: KYLE RUDOLPH
ROUND 7: RILEY COOPER
ROUND 8: 49ERS D/ST
ROUND 9: JEREMY HILL
ROUND 10: ANDRE WILLIAMS
ROUND 11: KENNY STILLS
ROUND 12: AARON DOBSON
ROUND 13: MATT BRYANT
ROUND 14: DE'ANTHONY THOMAS
KEEPER 1: ALFRED MORRIS
KEEPER 2: ALSHON JEFFREY

ROUND 1: REGGIE BUSH
ROUND 2: RAY RICE
ROUND 3: T.Y. HILTON
ROUND 4: BRANDON COOKS
ROUND 5: RUSSELL WILSON
ROUND 6: JAMES JONES
ROUND 7: JERRICHO COTCHERY
ROUND 8: DEVONTA FREEMAN
ROUND 9: DELANI WALKER
ROUND 10: STEVEN HAUSCHKA
ROUND 11: JOE FLACCO
ROUND 12: JONATHAN GRIMES
ROUND 13: RAVENS D/ST
ROUND 14: LARRY DONNELL
KEEPER 1: PEYTON MANNING
KEEPER 2: BRANDON MARSHALL

ROUND 1: DOUG MARTIN
ROUND 2: TRENT RICHARDSON
ROUND 3: GOLDEN TATE
ROUND 4: JEREMY MACLIN
ROUND 5: MARTELLUS BENNETT
ROUND 6: DANNY AMENDOLA
ROUND 7: KHIRY ROBINSON
ROUND 8: HAKEEM NICKS
ROUND 9: LADARIUS GREEN
ROUND 10: JUSTIN TUCKER
ROUND 11: ELI MANNING
ROUND 12: BILLS D/ST
ROUND 13: KENBRELL TOMPKINS
ROUND 14: X
KEEPER 1: DEZ BRYANT
KEEPER 2: ARIAN FOSTER

ROUND 1: ANDRE JOHNSON
ROUND 2: JORDAN CAMERON
ROUND 3: CAM NEWTON
ROUND 4: STEVAN RIDLEY
ROUND 5: ANQUAN BOLDIN
ROUND 6: DEANDRE HOPKINS
ROUND 7: ANTONIO GATES
ROUND 8: BERNARD PIERCE
ROUND 9: DONALD BROWN
ROUND 10: RYAN TANNEHILL
ROUND 11: NICK NOVAK
ROUND 12: RAMS D/ST
ROUND 13: CJ ANDERSON
ROUND 14: EDDIE ROYAL
KEEPER 1: ADRIAN PETERSON
KEEPER 2: JIMMY GRAHAM

ROUND 1: ANDRE ELLINGTON
ROUND 2: LARRY FITZGERALD
ROUND 3: MATTHEW STAFFORD
ROUND 4: REGGIE WAYNE
ROUND 5: TERRENCE WILLIAMS
ROUND 6: DEANGELO WILLIAMS
ROUND 7: JUSTIN HUNTER
ROUND 8: CODY LATIMER
ROUND 9: TERRENCE WEST
ROUND 10: CARSON PALMER
ROUND 11: LANCE DUNBAR
ROUND 12: TEXANS D/ST
ROUND 13: DWAYNE ALLEN
ROUND 14: ALEX HENEREY
KEEPER 1: JAMAAL CHARLES
KEEPER 2: JULIO JONES

ROUND 1: VERNON DAVIS
ROUND 2: RODDY WHITE
ROUND 3: CHRIS JOHNSON
ROUND 4: KENDALL WRIGHT
ROUND 5: SEAHAWKS D/ST
ROUND 6: STEVE SMITH
ROUND 7: COLIN KAEPERNICK
ROUND 8: MARKUS WHEATON
ROUND 9: SHONN GREENE
ROUND 10: JOSH GORDON
ROUND 11: TRE MASON
ROUND 12: BLAIR WALSH
ROUND 13: KNILE DAVIS
ROUND 14: JAKE LOCKER
KEEPER 1: DEMARYIUS THOMAS
KEEPER 2: LE'VEON BELL

ROUND 1: ZAC STACY
ROUND 2: PERCY HARVIN
ROUND 3: TOM BRADY
ROUND 4: ERIC DECKER
ROUND 5: DWAYNE BOWE
ROUND 6: REUBEN RANDLE
ROUND 7: JORDAN REED
ROUND 8: CARLOS HYDE
ROUND 9: CHIEFS D/ST
ROUND 10: MASON CROSBY
ROUND 11: LEGARRETTE BLOUNT
ROUND 12: BOBBY RAINEY
ROUND 13: JARED COOK
ROUND 14: GENO SMITH
KEEPER 1: MATT FORTE
KEEPER 2: JULIUS THOMAS

ROUND 1: KEENAN ALLEN
ROUND 2: FRANK GORE
ROUND 3: CJ SPILLER
ROUND 4: TORREY SMITH
ROUND 5: MATT RYAN
ROUND 6: KELVIN BENJAMIN
ROUND 7: MARK INGRAM
ROUND 8: JORDAN MATTHEWS
ROUND 9: HEATH MILLER
ROUND 10: JOSH MCCOWN
ROUND 11: KA'DEEM CAREY
ROUND 12: DAN BAILEY
ROUND 13: SAINTS D/ST
ROUND 14: STEVIE JOHNSON
KEEPER 1: CALVIN JOHNSON
KEEPER 2: ROBERT GRIFFIN III

ROUND 1: BEN TATE
ROUND 2: EMMANUEL SANDERS
ROUND 3: PIERRE THOMAS
ROUND 4: MAURICE JONES-DREW
ROUND 5: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
ROUND 6: ZACH ERTZ
ROUND 7: ANDY DALTON
ROUND 8: GREG JENNINGS
ROUND 9: PATRIOTS D/ST
ROUND 10: BRANDON LA'FELL
ROUND 11: JAMES STARKS
ROUND 12: ADAM VINATIERI
ROUND 13: ROY HELU
ROUND 14: DOUG BALDWIN
KEEPER 1: AJ GREEN
KEEPER 2: MARSHAWN LYNCH

ROUND 1: SHANE VEREEN
ROUND 2: CORDARELLE PATTERSON
ROUND 3: MICHAEL FLOYD
ROUND 4: BISHOP SANKEY
ROUND 5: MIKE EVANS
ROUND 6: GREG OLSEN
ROUND 7: PHILIP RIVERS
ROUND 8: CHRISTINE MICHAEL
ROUND 9: ANDREW HAWKINS
ROUND 10: CARDINALS D/ST
ROUND 11: JONATHAN STEWART
ROUND 12: ERIC EBRON
ROUND 13: TRAVIS KELCEY
ROUND 14: BLAKE BORTLES
KEEPER 1: DEMARCO MURRAY
KEEPER 2: ROB GRONKOWSKI

ROUND 1: PIERRE GARCON
ROUND 2: WES WELKER
ROUND 3: STEVEN JACKSON
ROUND 4: SAMMY WATKINS
ROUND 5: KNOWSHON MORENO
ROUND 6: TONY ROMO
ROUND 7: JARRETT BOYKIN
ROUND 8: TAVON AUSTIN
ROUND 9: TYLER EIFERT
ROUND 10: JORDAN TODMAN
ROUND 11: CHRIS IVORY
ROUND 12: ALEX SMITH
ROUND 13: BROWNS D/ST
ROUND 14: JOHNNY MANZIEL
KEEPER 1: DREW BREES
KEEPER 2: VICTOR CRUZ

ROUND 1: RYAN MATHEWS
ROUND 2: RASHAD JENNINGS
ROUND 3: MARQUES COLSTON
ROUND 4: JASON WITTEN
ROUND 5: BRIAN HARTLINE
ROUND 6: PANTHERS D/ST
ROUND 7: DARREN MCFADDEN
ROUND 8: COBY FLEENER
ROUND 9: DEXTER MCCLUSTER
ROUND 10: RYAN FITZPATRICK
ROUND 11: PHIL DAWSON
ROUND 12: TEDDY BRIDGEWATER
ROUND 13: JARVIS LANDRY
ROUND 14: NATE BURLESON