2013 DRAFT

2013 HAPA FFL DRAFT

CONDUCTED: SUNDAY, AUGUST 25, 2013
THE FIRST EVER HAPA FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT IN BLACKHAWK WAS COMPLETED (SOMEWHAT) SUCCESSFULLY.

A SUCCESSFUL DRAFT!!


THE HAPA FART (AN ELEGANT BLEND OF BACARDI 151 AND WILD TURKEY) WAS REINTRODUCED, AND DUE TO AN OVERWHELMINGLY FAVORABLE RESPONSE, WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE OFFICIAL PENALTY LIQUOR OF THE LEAGUE.

TEAM NGUYEN ACCRUED THE FIRST PENALTY BY FAILING TO ARRIVE ON TIME. AS A SECONDARY PENALTY, THE LEAGUE MEMBERS VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO DRAFT THE GLASS WORKHORSE, DARREN MCFADDEN, FOR TEAM NGUYEN. SO MUCH FOR A COMPETITIVE TEAM.

TEAM PFM (AKA TEAM PRATHER) STUNNED THE CROWD BY SELECTING EDDIE LACY WITH THE EIGHTH PICK IN THE THIRD ROUND. MAYBE EDDIE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT EDDIE (OR DAJUAN HARRIS) THAT WE DON’T…

TEAM HARA DROPPED THE BALL BY SELECTING THE WRONG DAVIS (SEE: FRED) AT TE. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FOLLOW THAT UP ON THE TURN BY TAKING THE OTHER DAVIS (SEE: VERNON), THEREBY COMPLETELY SOILING HIS DRAFT. PHEW!

TEAM SWANSON WAS SO CONFIDENT IN THE TEAM HE DRAFTED THAT IN LIEU OF DRAFTING PLAYERS IN THE THIRTEENTH AND FOURTEENTH ROUNDS, HE PROCEEDED TO HEAD TO A COOLER FOR A BEER AND ENDED UP GETTING ICED.

ICE ICE BABY


LEAGUE COSTUMES LEFT MUCH TO BE DESIRED, AS TEAM #LAWYERED TOOK HOME THE AWARD FOR BEST OUTFIT. RUNNER UP GOES TO TEAM WHITE, WHO SUITED UP (SORT OF).

"SEE, WHAT HA-HAPPENED, WAS..."


THE BULK OF THE LEAGUE HAS ESCAPED MENTION THUS FAR. IT’S A LONG SEASON, HOWEVER.

 
 

DRAFT RESULTS