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VOTED THE
CRAZIEST FANTASY LEAGUE
IN AMERICA


YEP. THE NFL SENT US TO THE 2018 NFL DRAFT

HOW WAS OUR TRIP?

OUR TICKET TO DALLAS

MEET THE LEAGUE


BROWN RICE DIVISION

HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?

AZYNPRSWAZYN, FIRST OF HIS NAME. COMMISSIONER OF THE LEAGUE. TWO TIME LEAGUE CHAMPION. ONE TIME FATHER.

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BILLY. NOT THE KID. ACTUALLY, THE OLDEST GUY IN THE LEAGUE.

FATHER OF THE ORANGE MAMBA.

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THE BULL IS BACK!

TEMPORARILY RELEGATED TO "REI CHAN" STATUS, 2018 IS THE RETURN OF BULL KAKA.

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HANA HOU

TALLEST MEMBER OF THE LEAGUE. FUELED BY BUD LIGHT AND PATRON.

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PLEASE ODB, DON'T HURT 'EM

QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST DELIBERATE MEMBER OF THE LEAGUE. FULL OF KNOWLEDGE. FINALLY PAID OFF IN 2019.

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YOUR NAME HERE

NEWEST MEMBER OF THE LEAGUE. WILL BE ACCEPTING THE LOSER PENALTY FOR 2018.

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ALL HE DOES IS WIN...EXCEPT IN THE PLAYOFFS

OWNER OF THE BEST REGULAR SEASON RECORD (12-1, 2017). WHAT'S WORSE: COMING UP ONE WIN SHORT OF A PERFECT REGULAR SEASON, OR GOING 12-1 AND GETTING BOUNCED IN THE FIRST ROUND?

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WHITE RICE DIVISION

HIGH ON SOMETHING

2014 RICE BOWL CHAMPION AND THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE LEAGUE.

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I AM THE LAW

AKA #LAWYERED, THE LAW IS THE INAUGURAL MEMBER OF THE CHAMPION'S CLUB AND HASN'T BEEN BACK SINCE.

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SPEEDOS ARE MY THING

FIRST TWO-TIME LEAGUE CHAMPION. PARTICIPATED IN THREE RICE BOWLS AND IS ALSO THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE LEAGUE TO HAVE THE LOSER PENALTY ENFORCED.

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FOUR TIME COMBINE CHAMP?

AKA THREE TIME COMBINE CHAMP. KILLS THE DRAFT THEN THE WHEELS COME OFF. BEST LEAGUE DANCE MOVES? DEBATEABLE.

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MONARCHS. WHOO!

ALWAYS DOWN FOR SOME ACTION. YOU WANT TO TRADE, HE'S YOUR MAN. ALSO WANTS MORE KICKING EVENTS AT THE COMBINE.

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TRUST THE PROCESS

FIRST OWNER NOT NAMED "SHUTTLE CHAMP" TO WIN A PHYSICAL EVENT. TRYING TO SHAKE THE STIGMA OF G-MAN. IT'S 2019 AND HE'S STILL TRYING. SEE: 2018 LE'VEON BELL; POSSIBLY 2019 ANTONIO BROWN?

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IT'S "GIANTS," WITH AN "X"

TWO TIME RICE BOWL CHAMPION RUNNER UP (2011, 2018). XIANTS IS STILL LOOKING TO GET OVER THAT HUMP.

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COMMISSIONER'S CORNER

 
 

DID YOU KNOW?

LOW SCORE

POINTS23

BULL KAKA

OUCH. ONLY THE FANTASY GODS KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED. 2-4 AT THE TIME, BULL KAKA PROCEEDED TO DROP A HISTORIC LOW 23 POINTS. THE ENTIRE STARTING ROSTER SUFFERED FROM THE DREADED SINGLE-DIGIT SYNDROME, WITH THREE PLAYERS FAILING TO RECORD A SINGLE POINT.

WORST RECORD

1-12

SWEET D, CFB

BACK IN 2017, WHEN THE TEAM WAS STILL OWNED BY G-MAN, SWEET D WENT A LEAGUE WORST 1-12, BEATING AZYNPRSWAZYN FOR HIS ONLY WIN. IN 2018, COCKTAILS FOR BREAKFAST EQUALED THE EFFORT, LOSING BY AN AVERAGE OF 36.6 POINTS PER GAME AND BEATING -- SWEET D -- FOR HIS ONLY WIN OF THE SEASON.

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